Why God!? Why is Paris a DJ?

Can Paris Hilton play music as good as she parties hard? Wait, what!?


Paris Hilton is Paris Hilton the Party Princess who can buy her way into anything. She is now available for bookings as she has one gig set at the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil on June 23 and has more decks on the way. After cozying up with noted DJs David Guetta and Afrojack, Paris is now ready to give us her own beats.

The Harvey Nichols Sale: Crotch Wetness All the Rage

Now its quite in vogue to pee in your pants particularly with news of price reductions at Harvey Nichols! The sale ads crosses the line between disgust and amusement.

The Harvey Nichols Sale flyers were mailed to their customers to promote their upcoming sale, resulted in offending a horde of loyal Harvey Nichols' clientele.  Apparently, no one likes a defiant woman with a damp crotch wearing orange trousers. So much for the slogan: 'The Harvey Nichols Sale... Try To Contain Your Excitement.'

Bring out the adult diapers, we're heading off to Harvey Nichols!